Last week or maybe the week before, I wrecked my car. Some idiot in a big pickup (F150 or a Tundra or some such) felt that he needed the space I was currently occupying on the freeway, and decided that he should ocupy it immediately, previous to my vacating it. In order to avoid being hit, I swerved left into the median. I soon discovered that Thunderbirds do NOT handle well at moderate speeds on grass. I slid along the guard wires, doing about $3600US damage to the left side of the car. It will be ready next week.
This weekend, we decided to drive my wife's car to the dealership where my father works to get its annual inspection done. Halfway there, the electronic engine control computer burned out. On an 89 Scorpio, the EEC handles such important things as making the fuel pump pump, the injectors to inject and the spark plugs to spark. Needless to say, internal combustion engines don't combust, internally or otherwise, when these three things don't happen. My father drove to us with a tow dolly. We ended up staying with my parents for the weekend, unplanned. No spare clothes or toiletries. After two days of working on the car with my father, my own stink was beginning to complain about my smell. In the end, the computer needed to be replaced, though that will not happen until tomorrow. To this end, my father lent me his 86 Merkur XR4Ti.
It has a transmission leak, but a minor one, my father informed me. Oh and it needed new belts. We put the car up on jacks and got under it and looks for the source of the leak. Nothing. I got in the car and put the thing up at 55mph. No leak. We declared the car fit for the road and my wife and I drove home--trailing grey-white smoke most of the way. As we pulled up to our apartment, the transmission started shifting oddly. This morning, I checked the transmission oil. There wasn't even enough to wet the dipstick. So much for a little leak.
I'm in a rental right now, a Ford Focus (Laser for you Aussie sorts) of indeterminate year. I'm waiting for something to happen. Perhaps a T-bone. Or a bridge collapsing. Or lightning stiking a tree and causing it to fall on the car.Who knows, maybe I'll end up in Afghanistan, driving across a bloody minefield. In fact, I'm hoping for the minefield. Wanting to blow up the vehicle might actually reduce the chances of it happening.